When people say "I bought these for $300"
sodamnrelatable: and I’m like…What “can you hear aliens with that?”
Gotta head out to Durham for work at 5. So fuckin early but what makes it better is that I accidentally set my alarm a hour early and didn’t realize it until I had already gotten ready and I was afraid I wouldn’t wake up if I laid back down at that point so…..I’ll be hitting the bed hard tonight. I get my own hotel room for the week while the other guys have to share. I...
I haven’t ever beat on so many people in my life. I’ll post pictures of some of my injuries in the morning.
So the guy who does the voice of the Joker in...
retailavenger85: Let that sink in for a minute. AHAHAHAHAHAHA I hear his voice every day
For all of my friends hurting right now,
I promise you that it will get easier. This may be the hardest experience you have had in life. You may walk around for two months and every day be filled with tears, every day be filled with her voice. I know that feeling and I know how tightly it can wrap itself around you. You may feel like you want to avoid that tightness out of human instinct really but I’m telling you, embrace it. Let...
My favorite part of the day that comes three times a day most days….two times a day when the weather is annoying….sweat time yay Bulkin up for breastfest ya knowww lol jk
EATAKU: Taylor Shellfish, Seattle →
eataku: It wasn’t until so many of you started asking that I checked back and realized I never actually posted about Shigoku oysters when I was out in Seattle this past March as I originally planned. Sorry about that! I’ll make it up to you now. Shigoku oysters are these amazing little bivalves farmed by… that sounds SO good
super thin slices of turkey breast + green onion + red pepper hummus + more red pepper + honey wheat bread = Good job me, I want another
I watch the Kentucky Derby every year because it makes me feel my Paw-Paw in a way. I also get that feeling every time Big Blue basketball brings home a W. Or when I click shut my seat belt. I miss you so much and I love you.
Sit up in bed. Look around for phone. Pick up laptop and use internet to call phone. Can’t hear it. Open up Google, use it to text boyfriend. I’ll just find my phone tomorrow and stay in this warm cocoon.
nightl3ssdreams: I need bruises and bite marks on my body now. cwis
Alright, I’ve been a lot healthier lately but Chris and I have decided that today is the day. We’re going hard as fuck with this fitness shit now. I’m so ready for our bods. Gym all day, bar all night. Heeeyyy. lol