No excuses.

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Tue, 21 May 2013 11:13:27 -0400

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Tue, 21 May 2013 10:20:44 -0400

First day of working out at home since going to Durham. I missed it here, gotta say.I got my tongue...

Tue, 21 May 2013 10:18:52 -0400

First day of working out at home since going to Durham. I missed it here, gotta say.

I got my tongue re-pierced last night so I’m thinkin when I go grocery shopping today I’m going to buy the ingredients to make us miso soup for dinner. My body is ready.

Hello, Paul. You are a perfectly healthy, sane, middle-class...

Tue, 21 May 2013 06:36:31 -0400

Hello, Paul. You are a perfectly healthy, sane, middle-class male, yet last month, you ran a straight razor across your wrists. Did you cut yourself because you truly wanted to die, or did you just want some attention? Tonight, you’ll show me. The irony is that if you want to die, you just have to stay where you are. If you want to live, you’ll have to cut yourself again. Find a path through the razor wire to the door. But hurry. At three o’clock that door will lock. And then this room becomes your tomb. How much blood will you shed to stay alive, Paul?

This was my favorite.

raptivist: Heidi the rabbit! Heidi has arthritis in her knees...

Tue, 21 May 2013 06:35:11 -0400

raptivist:

Heidi the rabbit!

Heidi has arthritis in her knees and hips so to help with the pain, she swims a few times a week!

Sometimes she wears a scrunchie on her ears so that they don’t get wet!

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Mon, 20 May 2013 23:55:21 -0400

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Mon, 20 May 2013 15:35:30 -0400

When people say "I bought these for $300"

Mon, 20 May 2013 10:55:12 -0400

sodamnrelatable:

and I’m like…What “can you hear aliens with that?”

kokiri-saria: I’m attempting to summon Pokemon X and Y for the...

Mon, 20 May 2013 10:53:43 -0400

kokiri-saria:

I’m attempting to summon Pokemon X and Y for the 3DS early

humansofnewyork: Mother Joyous and Sister Adorable were seen...

Mon, 20 May 2013 10:45:45 -0400

humansofnewyork:

Mother Joyous and Sister Adorable were seen walking down 14th Street yesterday.

aaahhhh

Mon, 20 May 2013 09:57:54 -0400

aaahhhh

staceythinx: Whimsical wooden spoons by Terry Widner. You can...

Thu, 16 May 2013 20:05:35 -0400

staceythinx:

Whimsical wooden spoons by Terry Widner. You can purchase his work at his Spoontaneous Etsy store.

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Thu, 16 May 2013 17:38:39 -0400

Gotta head out to Durham for work at 5. So fuckin early but what makes it better is that I...

Mon, 13 May 2013 04:38:34 -0400

Gotta head out to Durham for work at 5. So fuckin early but what makes it better is that I accidentally set my alarm a hour early and didn’t realize it until I had already gotten ready and I was afraid I wouldn’t wake up if I laid back down at that point so…..I’ll be hitting the bed hard tonight.

I get my own hotel room for the week while the other guys have to share. I win.

colinxsnoke: Incendiary at Breast Fest 2013. my curly ass hair

Mon, 13 May 2013 04:23:55 -0400

colinxsnoke:

Incendiary at Breast Fest 2013.

my curly ass hair

I haven’t ever beat on so many people in my life. I’ll post pictures of some of my...

Sun, 12 May 2013 04:26:51 -0400

I haven’t ever beat on so many people in my life. I’ll post pictures of some of my injuries in the morning.

So the guy who does the voice of the Joker in Injustice is the male yoga instructor in Wii Fit.

Thu, 09 May 2013 14:58:11 -0400

retailavenger85:

Let that sink in for a minute.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA I hear his voice every day

papaya nomnomnom eat dat stuff everyday

Thu, 09 May 2013 13:12:21 -0400

papaya nomnomnom eat dat stuff everyday

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Thu, 09 May 2013 11:31:20 -0400

comedycentral: Monteezy himself, Erik Griffin’s Half Hour...

Thu, 09 May 2013 11:25:12 -0400

comedycentral:

Monteezy himself, Erik Griffin’s Half Hour special premieres tomorrow night at midnight/11c, but first he’s going to be answering your questions here on our Tumblr!

Submit your questions here, but be sure to mention they’re for Erik. In the meantime, here’s a clip from the special.

holy shit I wanted to go out to the bar tomorrow night buttttt I gotta tune in for Monteezy